Google said that Yandex is a brake. Yandex is a sucker and that says it all. So, jokes from Yandex

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A cool title for this post. I was just wondering what to call this note and dug into wordstat.yandex.ru.

It turns out there are a lot of interesting queries related to Yandex and with a large number of impressions per month.

For example, exact occurrence "Yandex sucker" more than 3800. And the cool thing is that there are not many pages in the search results that are clearly optimized for this keyword.

Is Yandek a sucker or not?

I still decided not to go after Yasha and didn’t change it; I changed the key phrase a little and it turned out that Yandex is not a sucker, but at the same time the request is very tasty in terms of competition.

I’m just wondering if people will come to this article from Yandex if I optimize it a little. But this article is not only about this bad word and about some interesting points when optimizing websites. This will be discussed further.

About closing links

On my sites, I usually close links to noindex and nofollow so as not to transfer the weight of the page to anyone. Where it turns out I use a redirect, and in dle there is a wonderful leech attribute that makes external links internal. But where links can be removed altogether - I remove them. Often on different blogs there are discussions in the comments about whether it is worth making a dofollow blog? My opinion is that it’s still not worth it, because you constantly check the links so that they don’t run any bad sites, and you don’t want to turn your blog into a link dump.

I would like to draw your attention once again to the fact that Yandex is not a sucker, and also that links that are closed in noindex and nofollow lose weight. He goes nowhere, but still goes. And this is a significant disadvantage in promoting the desired page. Moreover, it is not a fact that these tags will be taken into account constantly. Perhaps one day Yandex or Google will decide not to take them into account, and then what? In general, this issue needs to be taken seriously when creating and promoting a website.

Something I didn't mention is that Yandex sucker, because I am tailoring this article to this key phrase. True, this article contains a link to another resource, which will affect its position in search results, but nothing. No longer available.

Or maybe Yandex is a sucker?

This is what I will say when a site is assembled from copy-paste, but at the same time the copy-paste is mixed with other content on the site, plus key phrases are often used in the page frame, and frankly the site is almost like a doorway, Yandex is acting like a sucker and accepts such a site as high-quality, regarding the content as unique. But for this, a large number of links to the site and Titz is desirable.

    Summarize.
  • 1. I used the H1 tag once on the page with the key phrase “Yandex is not a sucker.”
  • 2. Almost the same phrase was mentioned twice in the H2 tag.
  • 3. The tags strong, i, em, as well as “pure” phrases were used several times.

In general, in about a month I will write directly in this article about whether anyone came to my blog by the title of this article or not, after entering Yasha’s index. Well, I’ll post about the positions if it gets into the top 100.

See you later.

P.S.
Google article in Top 10.
10.09 - one person came in using the request “Yandex suckers”

Report dated 01/12/12.
An article in Yandex is in the Top 3, 1-2 people a day come in for this request.

Report dated 07/03/12.
The article in Yandex is in the Top 2, 3-4 people come in per day.

People often come to this article using the phrases:

  1. Yandex Google called you a sucker
  2. Google said that Yandex is a sucker
  3. Yandex you're a sucker

Yandex sucker, you're almost in the top... bam and your article is not in the search at all! Or is Google still a sucker, with its zoo, pandas and penguins and other living creatures, analysis of search engines here.

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It just so happens that Google and Yandex are the leaders of the Runet.
They are the ones who provide the largest traffic from search, these are the 2 search engines that are the best in the CIS countries... but are they really the best? Which one is good and which one is bad?
Yandex is a sucker? Or is Google a sucker? Or maybe they are both really bad, they don’t see normal sites and blogs!
Do the robots of these search engines follow bold links like zombies?
Ever wondered why sites that buy direct advertising are higher in search results?
If you try direct advertising and then give it up, do you know what will happen?)
All your requests will go the hell away from where they came from!
Maybe Yasha thinks everyone is warm?
Try to get to the top of the search in Gosha without links, did you try it, was it successful?)
You don’t understand... I’m not talking about low-frequency drivers, but at least about mid-frequency drivers, you can, of course, move up high in the midrange, but in how long... in half a year, a year?
Links are no longer being rolled out?
So why are there old trust sites with bold links to them in the 10th?
Why do you know this, can you guess?))
Right! Because he takes everyone for a ride!
Let's look at why the Russian search engine has bad taste.

Yandex is a sucker, and your page is no longer even in the top 100

Have you ever had your page published at 10 o’clock, hurray!
Next update... bam! And she is no longer there! No, this page is way past 10.
You start to blow your mind... maybe you spammed the keys? Or maybe something with relevance or poured in a lot of water?
I go, look, check... everything is fine.
Hmm... Ooh! The reason is behavioral... I'll go and look at the metrics. Yes, everything seems fine.
Well, God bless her with this article!
A couple of updates pass and what do I see?
My God! She, she's at the top of the search again!
...So think about it, who is lukewarm after this, or is Yandex not catching up?

And it happens like this.
You check the positions in the search, 5th place, not bad, right?
I do not believe! I'll go check it myself!
I go to the search, enter the query, where? Where is she?!
There is no page even at 10, on the 3rd page I find it.
Do you think this is normal? Or does he take everyone for suckers and have been playing tricks on everyone?)

What will happen if other sites link to the page of our site, or at least one bold trust site?
What do you think?
The Runet search engine stated that the links hardly work?
No! He’s definitely either not catching up himself, or he’s taking you and me for donkeys!
The links work, they work!

Now let’s imagine that your request ended up in the top 3, no matter how, with the help of social media. networks, links, announcement in subscript or something else...
In fact, he just got there.
Do you know what will happen if it is a competitive request?
Your page will be destroyed by your competitors!
And you won’t see her in the top 10 again!
How?
You know, I had this happen, the page loads like C, in an hour, two hits, 2 refusals.
They came in for about 5 seconds and closed.
What about your division?!
I’ve had people on VKontakte switch to it and not a single person has been rejected; people spend 30 minutes to 1 hour reading it!
I don’t count those who simply had this page open for 5-6 hours, but there were some.
The VKontakte audience doesn’t like to read anything at all!
This page was simply leaked.
Yandex deeply sneezed at your uniqueness! (I mean the uniqueness that is not shown by plagiarism).
So think about who is a sheep and who is not.
It’s not like his robots are stupid, but he doesn’t understand such simple things.

I’m going to write an article, I wrote it, I check the relevance, everything is ok 100%.
And then the thought creeps in: shouldn’t I look at the best articles for this request?
I look... wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, what do you think, how is the relevance of the top 1?)
1%, to be honest, I was crazy about this situation...
In my opinion, Yasha takes everyone for suckers, all rules are to him, like TV is to an Indian.

How do you like indexing a new article in a week?
While he indexes it, it will be stolen from you 10 times!

Now let's figure out why Google is a sucker.

Gul is a sucker and his zoo has rabies

I’m writing an article, everything is great!
Bam on the button! I'm publishing it.
Top 50, okay, who's in the top?
I'll go check this article... but it's spammed with keys!
Either I’m not catching up, or Google is stupid and doesn’t see the big puddle with keys.

How do you like rewritten articles that are correctly reworked and bypass the original sources in the search?
This is fine?
After this, who is normal?
What do you think?

What do you think of the Goshin Zoo, led by a penguin and a panda?
It’s interesting that there are 2 sites with the same indicators, well, there’s a trust, etc.
They decided to promote themselves with links, they began to aggressively purchase links, a month later both sites were in the top for many keywords, another month later... one under a panda, the other enjoying the view from above!
This is fine?
You have to be a complete sucker to put one in the top and put another down for the top 30-50.

What do you think of Google's sandbox filter?
Although I believe that she is not there, well, he is not there, what is there?
There is a trust, it determines where to place your pages in searches.
Again, I think so, but according to the majority, this filter still exists.
Let's assume there is one.
So I’m writing an awesome article!
She would have a place in the top ten, but in his opinion I haven’t reached the top yet.
He puts me in 30th place.
The owner of a crazy trust site finds my article, rewrites this article, top 3.
It turns out he's cool, I'm not?! And my place at the top is already taken.
So what do you say, googol loser or am I sick?)

That's all.
What do you think, which search engine is better, Yandex or Google?
In the next article, we’ll figure out what the “+” and “-” of these search engines are, and where it’s easier to advance.

It’s strange, but I thought that everyone had forgotten about this stupid and useless request a long time ago. Three years have passed since I wrote an article for this request, and it is still in the TOP3 for the request “Yandex you honey.” These search engines are strange, but as they say, if there is a search query, then there must be a search answer.

Not much of a backstory about how it came to my mind to push Yandex’s sweetie onto the Internet. I in no way claim that it was I who came up with this stupid request, but it is my merit in promoting it to the masses.

And it was like this. I came across this request purely by chance, and an idea came to my mind - why not write an article about it and bring it to the TOP. By the way, there was no competition at all at that time. I wrote a rather primitive article, spammed it with the key “Yandex, you honey,” and that’s it, after a while the first site in Yandex was mine!

Well, then the SEO people woke up and decided to push me a little, which I actually didn’t resist. Traffic for the Yandex request you honey was useless, the main contingent was schoolboys who only wanted swear words and boobs.

And now to the heart of the matter, I looked into Yanedex Wordstat and gasped! It turns out that in addition to the main request about Yandex, there is a lot of interesting junk that is also being searched for. And so, I don’t have enough patience for all the requests, I’ll voice 5 pieces. Here we go!

– request frequency - 38,765

To be honest, I was blown away! That these people have nothing better to do? But as they say about tastes, you can’t argue, although you should. I, personally, am interested in another “query”: what people want to know when they type a query into the search bar.

"Yandex Google honey"– request frequency - 6,607

I’m even more crazy, what if you try Yandex Mail Google Bingo Sweetheart? Is there any logic to this request? Or is it better to find out immediately whether Yandex and Google are sweethearts. There is no point in arguing, although maybe it would be better to ask separately - are you Google honey?

“Yandex is sweet but Google is better”– request frequency - 5,535

Until some time I agreed with this formulation, but lately both search engines have made me especially sad.

New algorithms, new ranking methods and other nonsense.

“Yandex honey, I love you”– request frequency - 2,129

Not a bad result, in my opinion, but what does love have to do with it? I had a wild desire to look at the person who asks such a search query. If anyone knows such people, I would like to ask you a huge request, please let me know.

“Yandex, sorry honey”- total request frequency – 172

There are very few people who want to apologize to Yandez. But, as always, I am concerned about a completely different question: why do people ask Yandex for forgiveness? Although it’s just a matter of chance, maybe they once offended search engine, but how can you offend Yandex?

There are still a dozen and a half variations of this request left, they are less interesting and with less frequency. If you're interested, you can see for yourself. Perhaps you will select a request for your site, but in principle there is not much competition, but such a request is of no use. And perhaps you will find a use for such traffic.

Sometimes, when searching, you come across results that make no sense. Regular users, I imagine, would enter a different query in this case, but users like us, who are mired in search and search engine optimization, continue to scratch their heads.

I collected these ten search results over the past couple of months and decided to post them on the blog so that a smart team could participate in the solution.

#10 – Google's Favorite University

#9 – Wikipedia as a safe search

I was hoping they read the text inside the Flash file, but since that's completely inaccessible, I'm guessing they just paid a lot of attention to everything with “attractive” anchor text. 🙂

#5 – Your website is not here

#3 – Where is a good place to get married?

I'm a busy person, and I have to fuss about the wedding a lot. So I was looking marriage license seattle, wa.

I was stopped by the government agency recommended by this card, I can say that this is a good place to purchase a wedding license in Seattle. However, why no address is shown (even if you go to the map, you can’t find the address) and why the link leads to the wrong page (the correct URL is Seattle.gov or Metrokc.gov), I could not understand.

#2 – One of these domain queries is not like the others

It is not entirely clear why Google provides URL information upon request.

In general, a query on any other domain will return standard results, many of which include site links. Since domain queries are quite popular, I imagine there are a lot of confused users out there wondering why About was getting such weird results.

#1 – Math and the Beatles

Now I'm well aware that a week technically contains seven days, but sometimes there just isn't enough time, especially when you're in love. So the Beatles gave us Eight Days a Week... But Google says something strange about this.

It’s clear that this is 8 divided by 7, but I can’t understand why the calculator came out.

You can send comments or observations about unexplained phenomena in Google search results to Rand Fishkin's blog.

Yandex is stupid– I called this become. But life shows that anyone who has worked on the Internet for more than 5 years once comes a moment when, like Zadornov, he calls out, pushing away from the table with his chair: “Yandex, you are stupid!!!”

Check the queries and see how many people come to a similar conclusion every month:

Yandex is stupid– 1,668 people per month.

Yandex you are stupid– 715 people.

The stupidest Yandex– 138 (if you choose the dumbest search engine among the great four Yandex, Bing, Google and Yahoo!, then, as they say in Odessa, “Yes, Yandex is the dumbest!”).

Yandex Google is stupid– 106. But here I will argue, because if Google is forced into this list, then the question arises: isn’t the webmaster himself creating a low-quality, shitty site that is equally negatively perceived by all search engines?

« Yandex you are dumber than Google“- I agree with those 99 people who argue in a similar way.

Well, then comes the cry from the heart:

« Yandex you stupid bastard!!!" - 74 people are crying out about this.

And after him:

« Why is Yandex stupid?

Why is Yandex stupid? I can name 10 reasons right off the bat:

1. TIC is a legalized racket that forces any webmaster to buy left-handed links, otherwise he will not get to the top. When Yandex itself claims that the only thing that matters is how much you write, not taking into account the behavioral factor: time on the site, user activity, depth of views, number of comments, building search results only on the TIC is somehow hypocritical. Do you agree?

2. The story with copy-paste - create a bot that will find copy-paste and automatically make invisible links to the site from which the text was stolen - is it really that difficult? And everyone would immediately stop stealing, knowing that by posting the stolen text, you automatically give the TIC to the person you stole from.

3. And secondly, it’s just as easy to understand where the original source is and where it is. But no, Yandex stupidly does not pay attention to this, allowing thieves to get to the TOP, and those whose text was stolen hang out in position 101.

6. Of all the search engines mentioned, Yandex is the dumbest, and this point (I have no doubt about it) does not require much proof.

7. Yandex you are dumber than Google - another point that I accept without much controversy, loving Google more. And if so, then I do not agree with those who say “Yandex Google is stupid”, tarring everyone with the same brush. At the same time, I regret that our fellow citizens do not use Yahoo! – the most honest and categorical of search engines.

8. Another explanation why Yandex is stupid is an attempt to assign a certain regional affiliation to each site. And as soon as a blogger from St. Petersburg writes “today in Ulan-Ude such and such took place” and until you sing to technical support and prove that you are not a deer, your site will be assigned to one that has nothing to do with you Buryatia.

9. Those who suffered by writing the word “” in their article, as a result of which they were either blacklisted or labeled “18+,” can also tell you a lot about how Yandex stupidly leaked their resources.

10. Well, you can fill out this item yourself if you came here by the queries “Yandex, you’re stupid,” “Yandex is the dumbest,” “Yandex, you’re a stupid bastard,” or “why is Yandex stupid.”


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